Best(Worst) Jedi Mind Trick Ever

The first step towards the Dark Side is a crappy, catchy song.

Some people think Anakin Skywalker slicing up younglings or Darth Vader blowing up the planet of Alderaan is the worse thing a Jedi could ever do. I say, nay. Using your powers to get a crappy song stuck in someone's head is far worse.

And talk about controlling a person. Their day just went from "Hey Jude" to "Hey Macarena" in the blink of an eye. Their emotions went from happy to a mix of anger, frustration & resentment. However, if you just tell them, "Don't Worry, Be Happy" I'm sure that'll make it all better. Worse case scenario, you can always buy them a glass of "Red, Red Wine" to help them feel so fine.

Not only are you controlling their emotions, you're controlling their thoughts. They are trying to remember if it's their Nana's birthday and all that's popping into their head is "Onnnnnce, there was this kid who, got into an accident and couldn't come to school." Crap.

Now, I am NOT a Jedi master, in case there is any confusion.  But here is the simple George Lucas approved Jedi mind trick to drive someone crazy.

Step 1: Select a terribly catchy, terrible song. Might I suggest: Who Let the Dog's Out? by the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award winning Baha Men.

Step 2: Sing that unanswered question of a song close to your victim, under your breath or if you are more forward, stare them in the eye while singing off key.

Step 3: Walk away smiling as your victim let's out a Luke Skywalker like, "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The Force is strong with you. However, I should warn you, try as you may, you probably won't be able to use your Jedi powers to stop the person from cursing you and hitting you, repeatedly. Feel free to try though.

I should also warn you that you will now probably have the same crappy song stuck in your head. But hey, you chose it. No one put it in your head. You're not the weak minded fool Jabba spoke of. You're just a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie world. C'mon Barbie, let's go party.